Day 6: For Relaxing Times, Make it Santorini Time

Then we went to all four bars in Fira. Murphy's, Two Brothers, The Highlander, and Kira Thira. They were all different but they all featured a saxophone as a decoration somewhere.

Day 5: Mostly Milos, Teeny Bit Santorini

It quickly dawned on us that, whether we wanted to or not, we were about to face a test. Maybe it wasn't what we'd set out for, maybe we hadn't prepared for it, but it was here. The yes-or-no answer to the question, "Are you cool?"

Day 4: Another Day for Milos!

We finished eating and headed out for Kastanas beach. A (nudist) beach according to google maps. As we would learn throughout the day, this is a meaningless distinction. Every beach is a nude beach, especially if you’re an old man.

Day 3: The Most Important Milos of the Day

We have arrived on the island of Milos. The island where the Venus de Milo was discovered. An island, according to the travel magazine on the ferry, "characterized by eroticism and unparalleled beauty." It's pretty, I'll give it that.

Day 2: Biomass

I'd say the only real problem with what we did today comes from society and the idea that if you're not doing things ALL THE TIME you're basically a loser. Especially when you're on vacation in a foreign city oh man if you're not exhausted at the end of your vacation did you even take one?

Day 1: Athens is Not a Margarita Town

We met a dog at a crossroads and Joe asked him which way to go. He asked us, "Where are you headed?" I'm kidding he barked at us so we turned around and went the other way. It was an answer of sorts.

Day Null: Travel Day

I could have sworn the guy next to me ordered cherry juice. "Did he just say cherry juice?" I thought and looked around. Everyone was drinking wine. Maybe he said sherry. Sherry, please.